Happy Birthday, Starbuck! It is good to have another crotchety old man around the forums! Well, that is, if you are indeed a man. In Melville's "Moby Dick," Starbuck was a man. Back in the 70s, Starbuck was a man in the Battlestar Galactica universe, but was then a woman in the 21st century series. What a gender bender! Since 2 out of 3 Starbucks are men, then I will assume you are one as well. But, since Starbuck is part of the name of the Seattle coffee chain, then maybe all bets are off? Now that I have totally confuzzled the hell out of myself regarding your true gender, then I will depart this post by amending my original Happy Birthday wish and say "Happy Birthday, Starbuck! It is good to have another crotchety old man/nag around the forums!" to ensure that I have not angered either gender to which you may lay claim. Enjoy your day!