Yeah I know its tomorrow but I, as a moderator, have the power to bend steel and move time. So, suck it! /me makes X over crotch with forearms What does dirt look like from underneath anyway? Oh wait. You're not dead yet. My fault, I ruined the surprise! Anyhoo ... So you're finally 150. I wanted to give my fellow moderator... I mean admin... er slave driving old ass... well wishes on his birthday. Then I found out you actually wanted your screen name to be Darko1962 after your mentor Donnie Darko. Unfortunately we mods (see one step above n00b) can't grant such recockulous wishes. Oh well. On top of that I realized you were only half the man you wish to be and felt bad. So I went ahead and took up a collection for your gender reassignment. After tallying up the total, I was unable to find a cut rate doctor to do the surgery for 50c, so I guess I'm back to well wishing. Damn our country's lack of nationalized health care! In all seriousness, happy birthday my friend. I hope you don't fall down that well I wished for on your happy day. I also hope you eat steak, as opposed to getting acquainted with the wooden one the townspeople would typically drive through your heart. *tap tap* Is this thing on? Hellooooo?