Well I removed the BAT file it errored on in the log and it booted right up. Why was it trying to do anything to a BAT file as if it were a database? It doesn't matter, I don't use BAT files now that I have an Xpadder plugin. Who cares as long as it's working. Note the lines in red: 18:37:04.9 7/16/2012: Cache Diff: e:\batfiles\exitemu.bat - 18:37:04.9 7/16/2012: Not Restoring Emulator from Cache: 24 18:37:05.0 7/16/2012: Restoring Emulator from Cache: 25 18:37:05.0 7/16/2012: Restoring Emulator from Cache: 27 18:37:05.0 7/16/2012: Restoring Emulator Database From Cache: 27 18:37:05.0 7/16/2012: Restoring Emulator from Cache: 28 18:37:05.0 7/16/2012: Restoring Emulator Database From Cache: 28 18:37:05.0 7/16/2012: Restoring Emulator from Cache: 29 18:37:05.0 7/16/2012: No Database Data: 29 18:37:05.1 7/16/2012: Cache Diff: e:\batfiles\exitemu.bat - 18:37:05.1 7/16/2012: Not Restoring Emulator from Cache: 30 These made all the difference for me. I hope it helps others, too.