Upgrading B2S server worked! You da man... Glad I didn't have to rant about how far superior Windows 8.1 is... Thanks for your help!
Also, I just tried out your DB Manager and wow, I have been missing out. First thing I noticed was it loaded my XML in seconds (400+tables)! If that was all it did I would be happy. Then it showed me I had obsolete tables in there (which I knew, but didn't want to manually find them all) and deleted those. You can add alternate emulator right there... filter tables by disabled, etc. Man, this is great... Quick question though, it says you can use mega for table media? How do I do this? Are there some mega links I can put in there? I know this is off-topic...
Anyway, thanks again!