Thanks, all! @KK - Thanks for ruling out the possibility that I was your real dad as I hadn't my "first" until the summer I graduated. Thanks, also, for making me reminisce and relive the memory that I was a scrawny little nerdling who didn't "get any" while in high school. And what is with the "Sir?" Did my dad die? Great. Now to add worry to my embarrassment. Thanks a lot!