A short list of bad alternative occupations for fictional characters

[Draco1962]

I have pondered alternative occupations in the past, when it dawned on me that there are a plethora of super heroes and other fictional characters that would probably be much worse off for themselves or others...

1. The Incredible Hulk - Mammographer... I don't think he would last past the first exclamation of "HULK SMASH!!!"

2. Captain Hook - Proctologist or Urologist... Would you really want a shiny hook near your willy or bung hole?

3. Frodo Baggins - Ring Bearer... OK, he was this in the story, but IRL at a wedding? Sure, if you want a bunch of orcs, Gollum, and other assorted creatures crashing the festivities. Not to mention the bride falling into a lava pit trying to catch the ring before it hits below. Just not cool.

[stigzler]

Wolverine - Snooker player?

[hansolo77]

Wolverine - Snooker player?

No, no, you got it all wrong!

Wolverine - Anger Management Therapist

Cyclops - Optometrist

Xavier - Psychologist

Rogue - Tantra Masseuse

Joker - Birthday Clown

[stigzler]

Nemesis the Warlock: Tory MP.

[RIP-Felix]

Hollow man - nude model

Jar Jar binks - Sarlacc victum, really anything where he's never seen or heard from again

The Omega from Edge of Tomorrow - Actor, for the role of Phil in Groundhog Day