Draco1962 Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 I have pondered alternative occupations in the past, when it dawned on me that there are a plethora of super heroes and other fictional characters that would probably be much worse off for themselves or others...1. The Incredible Hulk - Mammographer... I don't think he would last past the first exclamation of "HULK SMASH!!!"2. Captain Hook - Proctologist or Urologist... Would you really want a shiny hook near your willy or bung hole?3. Frodo Baggins - Ring Bearer... OK, he was this in the story, but IRL at a wedding? Sure, if you want a bunch of orcs, Gollum, and other assorted creatures crashing the festivities. Not to mention the bride falling into a lava pit trying to catch the ring before it hits below. Just not cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stigzler Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Wolverine - Snooker player? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hansolo77 Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Wolverine - Snooker player?No, no, you got it all wrong!Wolverine - Anger Management TherapistCyclops - OptometristXavier - PsychologistRogue - Tantra Masseuse Joker - Birthday Clown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stigzler Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Nemesis the Warlock: Tory MP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIP-Felix Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Hollow man - nude modelJar Jar binks - Sarlacc victum, really anything where he's never seen or heard from againThe Omega from Edge of Tomorrow - Actor, for the role of Phil in Groundhog Day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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