Happy Birthday, Kustom Kid!

[Draco1962]

So you are the big 35 today! Happy Birthday! Now for the not so good news which I will bullet point below:

- The Detroit Lions, while better than my Jacksonville Jaguars, will NOT go to the Superbowl this year. Accept this disappointment now and you will be the better for it come January.

- The Detroit Tigers will NOT win the league pennant and will NOT make it to the World Series again in your lifetime. Just another fact of life. Look at years 1947-1964 if you don't believe me. Deal.

- At 35 or later, "secretary spread" is less likely getting lucky with the office chick 3 cubes down and more likely your hips assuming that "child bearing ass-flattening posture" from sitting about more than you move about. That's the truth!

- The 20 Somethings with their hard bodies and good looks are fading faster into the "rear view mirror" of your life. If you misinterpret a kind response for interest at a bar, you are most likely going to be shot down in flames, hear something like "You're almost old enough to be my father" or some such (unless you are Jay-Z stinkin' rich, then count on having your knob slobbed hourly, Daddy Warbucks!).

Hopefully, this dose of reality hasn't sullied your birthday and you party like its 1999. Rock on, sir!

[nullPointer]

Happy Birthday Kustom Kid! Hope it rocks! Live it up and let tomorrow pay for today!

[KRC]

Happy Birthday KK, Have a good one !

[Adultery]

Happy birthday KK! I'd write some more but candlejack took my ph-

[Krakerman]

Have a Happy B-day!!