Happy Birthday, Brian Hoffman!

[Draco1962]

Happy Birthday, Brian Hoffman! Wherever you are... another year older. One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel. One day closer to slipping the mortal coil, assuming room temperature, pushing up daisies, farting dust, meeting Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates (or checking into Hotel 666 with no check out - don't know you enough to know where your soul will finally reside).

I hope that didn't depress you much. I hope you have a wonderful day.. wherever you are!

[KRC]

Happy Birthday !

[fRequEnCy]

Happy Birthday buddy!

[Lashek]

Happy Birthday, old friend!

[Stu1983]

Happy birthday mate

[celly]

Sorry i missed this, Happy Birthday Brian!

[nullPointer]

Happy (belated) Birthday Brian!

In (belated) celebration of your birthday I've organized a (belated) birthday competition (belatedly). A (belated) battle for the ages. Careful y’all it’s about to get real up in here (in a belated sort of way).

VS

Hoffman vs. The Hoff: Head to Head

Round 1: Legacy

Hoffman: Widely regarded as an administrator on emulation forums

The Hoff: Played Michael Knight in TV's Knight Rider

Advantage: The Hoff

Round 2: Skills and Abilities

Hoffman: Can configure MAME with his eyes closed

The Hoff: Doesn't know what MAME stands for

Advantage: Hoffman

Round 3: Prowess

The Hoff: Spent a lot of time with famous chicks in bikinis including (but not limited to) Nicole Eggert, Yasmine Bleeth, Carmen Electra (pre-crazy), and Pamela Anderson (pre-hepatitis)

Hoffman: Has probably seen pictures of those chicks

Advantage: The Hoff

Round 4: Diet

The Hoff: Has been known to enjoy a good floor burger from time to time

Hoffman: Never seen him eat a burger (floor or otherwise). For all I know he's a vegan.

Advantage: Hoffman

(unless that vegan thing is true, since you know ... bacon)

Round 5: Birthday

The Hoff: Born on July 17

Hoffman: Born on October 31 - the most f***kin rock and roll of all holidays

Advantage: Hoffman

So there you have it. Hoffman takes it by a nose. Way to go buddy. Hope you had a good birthday! Hope to be seein' ya around these hallowed GameEx halls!