New definition of alcohol abuse

[Krakerman]

Well I'm so cheap I buy the Heine-clones over at Fresh & Easy called Dutch only $4.99 a six pack in long neck bottles or I'll get the six pack of Trader Jose's a Corona like beer over at Trader Joes for $4.99 also. Cheers!

Don't forget the cheap $1.99 wine selection they both have also .... Big Kahuna or the Two Buck Chuck "Charles Shaw"!

[Tempest]

OK, now for an update. I will be contacted in the next few days by the local distributor. For my beer loss and "paper cut" they are coming to my home to pick up the broken bottle and, in exchange for the bottle and my troubles, giving me a 12-pack of Guinness Draught!

I think that you meant to say that they are coming to your home to pick up the evidence.

[Draco1962]

Well, the "evidence" is now in their possession and in my possession is an ice-cold 12-pack of Guinness Draught! Well, minus two now as I had one and shared another with my son. So this "pussy" got some brew in exchange for his paper cut - not too shabby! Who says customer service is dead?

[Adultery]

Lol!

[nullPointer]

So this "pussy" got some brew in exchange for his paper cut - not too shabby!

I had to laugh at this, since you're also the "pussy" who basically twisted a beer bottle in half. Also great work stickin' it to the man! Enjoy that frosty goodness! (unless you're one of those wierdos that goes in for 'room temperature' goodness, in which case, well, enjoy that too ... I guess ).

[Adultery]

I'm till willing to bet you could have gotten a lot more if you'd been more pissed or threatened legal action.

[Draco1962]

I had to laugh at this, since you're also the "pussy" who basically twisted a beer bottle in half....

Yeah, bitches - remember that! I twisted a bottle in half and only got a paper cut! LOL!

I'm till willing to bet you could have gotten a lot more if you'd been more pissed or threatened legal action.

I probably could have, but you know what, then I would be no better than some of the whiny, donation waiving users that threaten to go to HS or back to MaLa because of XY or Z. While this has been a fun thread, I hope that those that read it also understand the power of the "Contact Us" links on the product sites that you can get action most of the time if you are civil and play it cool with the facts. Sometimes you can't and, unless it is something Life or limb threatening (then sue their asses off), stick it to them by removing your wallet from their bottom line and tell 10 friends.

[Adultery]

Well in their case they make a bajillion dollars, and you could have been more seriously injured. There's no excuse for weak glass if they test it properly.

If Tom put out GameEx with a block of code that chops your hand off I'd sue his ass. Just saying.

[nullPointer]

If Tom put out GameEx with a block of code that chops your hand off I'd sue his ass. Just saying.

I think that part has been commented out ... for now.

Rather than answering MAME questions we'd have to answer questions about being maimed. </terriblePun>

I can just imagine it now:

I've paid for GameEx, but now I've lost my damned hand! If my other hand becomes dismembered by GameEx, I'll be forced to abandon this software and go back to HyperSpin (which only makes my eyes bleed thank you very much)! Please address this in the next release. I'll be waiting ... while I apply this tourniquet.

[Tempest]

Yeah, bitches - remember that! I twisted a bottle in half and only got a paper cut! LOL!

Good one!

[headkaze]

Well, the "evidence" is now in their possession and in my possession is an ice-cold 12-pack of Guinness Draught!

Sweet! Glad to hear you got something worthwhile out of it