Adultery Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 Yeah I know its tomorrow but I, as a moderator, have the power to bend steel and move time. So, suck it!/me makes X over crotch with forearmsWhat does dirt look like from underneath anyway? Oh wait. You're not dead yet. My fault, I ruined the surprise! Anyhoo ...So you're finally 150. I wanted to give my fellow moderator... I mean admin... er slave driving old ass... well wishes on his birthday. Then I found out you actually wanted your screen name to be Darko1962 after your mentor Donnie Darko. Unfortunately we mods (see one step above n00b) can't grant such recockulous wishes. Oh well.On top of that I realized you were only half the man you wish to be and felt bad. So I went ahead and took up a collection for your gender reassignment. After tallying up the total, I was unable to find a cut rate doctor to do the surgery for 50c, so I guess I'm back to well wishing. Damn our country's lack of nationalized health care!In all seriousness, happy birthday my friend. I hope you don't fall down that well I wished for on your happy day. I also hope you eat steak, as opposed to getting acquainted with the wooden one the townspeople would typically drive through your heart.*tap tap* Is this thing on? Hellooooo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco1962 Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 LOL! Just stakes? No pitchforks and torches? I feel I've been skimped. Some days I feel more like 150 than 50. It is my friends and family that keep me sane and going off the rails of that crazy train called Life. Thanks, my friend!P.S. Here is a little 8-bit tribute to the Death and Darko reference! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adultery Posted June 9, 2012 Author Share Posted June 9, 2012 It's a Drac roast! Who's in??Lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRC Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 Happy Birthday, Hope you have a great day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starbuck Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 Happy Birthday! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
epicfatigue Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 Happy Birthday mate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kustom Kid Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 Happy birthday, Draco. I'd give you crap about being old, but you're not that much older than I am. Well, you were a sophmore in high school when I was born, but other than that you're not much older. Have a great day, sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco1962 Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 Thanks, all!@KK - Thanks for ruling out the possibility that I was your real dad as I hadn't my "first" until the summer I graduated. Thanks, also, for making me reminisce and relive the memory that I was a scrawny little nerdling who didn't "get any" while in high school. And what is with the "Sir?" Did my dad die? Great. Now to add worry to my embarrassment. Thanks a lot! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco1962 Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 @Adultery - a little X-Pac for ya...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1mFPbnSb6c Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlphaUMi Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 Happy Birthday Draco! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tempest Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 Happy Birthday Draco! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
celly Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 Happy B-Day Draco! Is it beer and pizza night or is it steak and lobster? Either way enjoy it and have a good one buddy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco1962 Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 It's homemade jumbalya and cheesecake night! Thanks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hansolo77 Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 Don't got anything witty to say so I'll leave it simple.Happy Birthday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco1962 Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 Thanks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krakerman Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 Happy Birthday Drac!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Draco1962 Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 Just a quick thanks to everyone for the Happy Birthday wishes! I had a great day. I spent some time with family and friends - both here and at home and those were the best gifts anyone could wish for! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nullPointer Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 Happy 2662nd birthday Draco! Wow, what a long strange trip it’s been, huh? From devising ancient homicide law to enforcing forum law right here, you’ve truly done it all. Your Botox bill must be a killer, because you don’t look a day over 50! So what’s your secret? How do you stay so energized and youthful after some 2600 odd years on this big blue marble? I’ve heard ingesting large quantities of bee pollen does that. It’s the bee pollen isn’t it?All I can say is you’re truly the wise and distinguished sage around here, and the place wouldn’t be the same without you. Here’s to another 2662 years! Sorry this was a bit belated, but what’s a single day to a multi-supermillenniarian, right?!(Yes, this was my pathetic and ill-advised attempt to give Draco a Draco-style birthday wish. All hail to King Draco, baby!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco1962 Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 LMAO! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkCU68_pjK0&t=27s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRC Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 @Adultery - a little X-Pac for ya...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1mFPbnSb6cBrings back memories of the late 90s, Why cant the wwe be like it used to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
u-man Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 little late, but happy b-day. it is good to see, that i am not the oldest here... and it is also nice to see "nerds" that age, so i am not ill . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco1962 Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Thanks! I think.. hmmm.. yeah, thanks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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