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You are 32 years old today which is quite old in puppy years. Not to say that you are an old dog, because that would be a near impossible assumption since we know, from your numerous posts and your yearbook pic on your avatar that you are clearly not a dog as dogs cannot type. Since you are not a dog, I don't think that the chew bone I bought will be an appropriate gift.

Thanks, so much, for making me brave the elements caused by tropical storm Beryl to return your gift and try to find a store that is open to get you something more appropriate, whatever that might be.

As I might not return thanks to Han's selfishness on his birthday, I want to take this opportunity to HIJACK this birthday wish to let everyone know how much you all mean to me and it has been real, but not nearly as real as the guilt Han will experience be should I not return from my adventure in finding him an age & species appropriate gift.

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Happy birthday Han! Have a great day! Hope you're enjoying the best possible birthday festivities that Ohio can offer!

@Draco - I'm beginning to think that bottle of Crown you mentioned elsewhere is specifically reserved for these Birthday greet threads which are absolutely brilliant (and completely bonkers). Thanks for the laugh!

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Thanks guys! Draco you're a messed up freak! LOL. Everybody feel free to have drinks on me, and drink mine too. Today was good enough for a birthday. It sucks when it falls on a holiday cause you can't get the day off from work. And today was one day that would have been nice to have off... Only 2 people all day, running a Deli in the grocery store on a fricken holiday. Go figure. >.> oh well. Thanks anyway for the kind words guys!

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Happy birthday Han! May the force be with you!

By the force I mean winning lotto tix, softcore pr0n, and cheap yet disease free adult "escorts". May all your endings be happy my friend!

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Ehm... I "think" I missed this post and "maybe" I'm late too... :mellow:

But I wish you had a nice birthday, and I wish you well for the present and the future, han!

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