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Why I won't be on the forums anymore....

Tempest

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Tempest GameEx God (Top Rank)

Tempest

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Google has had a huge banner across the top of the forum pages for the last 3 or 4 days...

Why Is Your Stomach Fat?

I'm guessing it's because:

  1. I spend too much time sitting on my butt reading the forum.
  2. Too much Beer.
  3. Too many Peanuts, and M&M's. (Not Peanut M&M's, I don't care for those. ;) )

Sheesh... like I need a reminder like that every day! It can't be good to insult your customers when they come to your website....

And no, I'm not upset, and no, I'm not going anywhere.... Sorry to get your hopes up!

I tried posting in Tom's "Google Thinks I'm Gay" thread, but he must have deleted it. B)

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Tempest GameEx God (Top Rank)

Tempest

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I said I was sorry! ;) I added a screenshot, check it out, it's making me paranoid, but not paranoid enough that I'm going to stop drinking beer!

fRequEnCy GameEx God (Top Rank)

fRequEnCy

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I said I was sorry! ;) I added a screenshot, check it out, it's making me paranoid, but not paranoid enough that I'm going to stop drinking beer!

Sorry doesn't cut it buddy! I thought we were friends. How dare ya get me all excited like that. :lol:

Tom Speirs GameEx God (Top Rank)

Tom Speirs

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Im getting adverts for Gold for games.

I wonder if I go down the park kids will by monoply money off me? I must be getting old... Or kids today are too busy downloading ring tones at a couple of bucks a time to learn anything?

Tom Speirs GameEx God (Top Rank)

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In regard to the topic. I kind of feel the same when I see porn adverts on dodgy sites. I mean, like I need another reason to jerk off. God Im trying to get some work done here.

And then Im asking myself, would it be cheaper to get a hooker once a week, or get a bride from russia. I asked my accountant, but he wernt much help, just said both be cheaper than a wife.

lol

greatflash GameEx God (Top Rank)

greatflash

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  TSpeirs said:
Im getting adverts for Gold for games.

I wonder if I go down the park kids will by monoply money off me? I must be getting old... Or kids today are too busy downloading ring tones at a couple of bucks a time to learn anything?

OH! god... Just watched the film Mirrors and then decided to check the forum...... That's 2 disapointments in one night :(

PS. My banner is for Viagra and penis enlargers - See Tempest, google really has it's target audience all wrong.....

Tempest GameEx God (Top Rank)

Tempest

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For the benefit of Tempest and any other american friends, that was british humor and a joke. I really dont pay for hookers. tumbleweeds.gif

So, you just beat them up, and take what you want? Come on Tom, even hookers deserve to be paid for their work! :P

So Far as the wife vs. hooker issue, you should be aware that no matter how many times you donate to your wife, that pesky nag screen isn't going to go away! :lol:

Tempest GameEx God (Top Rank)

Tempest

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Look at the ad that just came up for me then :lol:

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That's B.S., it seems that I have become the worldwide poster child for stomach fat! :o:P

fRequEnCy GameEx God (Top Rank)

fRequEnCy

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  Tempest said:
That's B.S., it seems that I have become the worldwide poster child for stomach fat! :o:P

You brought it upon yourself! LOL. Now go eat some more M&M's and some peanuts and have a beer. I'm sure that will make ya feel better. ;)

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Tempest GameEx God (Top Rank)

Tempest

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  Tempest said:
Google has had a huge banner across the top of the forum pages for the last 3 or 4 days...

Why Is Your Stomach Fat?

I'm guessing it's because:

  1. I spend too much time sitting on my butt reading the forum.
  2. Too much Beer.
  3. Too many Peanuts, and M&M's. (Not Peanut M&M's, I don't care for those. ;) )

Sheesh... like I need a reminder like that every day! It can't be good to insult your customers when they come to your website....

And no, I'm not upset, and no, I'm not going anywhere.... Sorry to get your hopes up!

I tried posting in Tom's "Google Thinks I'm Gay" thread, but he must have deleted it. B)

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(Rekindling an old topic.)

This ad has been hanging around awhile... much better! :)

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King Homer Super Member!

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I really think this site has gone downhill lately. I come here for help but instead get bombarded by Toms political views. His pro-hooker anti-jerking off agenda has gone too far.

Brian Hoffman GameEx God (Top Rank)

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I really think this site has gone downhill lately. I come here for help but instead get bombarded by Toms political views. His pro-hooker anti-jerking off agenda has gone too far.

First of all, whats wrong with hookers? Perhaps if we had some more registrations (not implying things are slow) Tom wouldn't have to be forced on to the cold night streets forced to give hand jobs to make ends meet. Hell its non taxed and doesn't need to go through paypal though, so who am I to judge.

Personally I tried to call Tom the other day and either the number on the site is wrong or calls from the Pacific US are being blocked.

Actually, Tom when you read this the last part is true. You may want to look into that.

Tom Speirs GameEx God (Top Rank)

Tom Speirs

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I know ive not been around much, but hooking and hand jobs!?

OK, you got me.

Through August special offer - free hand job with every GameEx license.

I cant do better than that. What other front end gives you all these features and sexual release?

lol. :P

[brian email me about the number]

gryhnd Ultimate GameEx Guru!

gryhnd

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What other front end gives you all these features and sexual release?

Well, I've know many women with a great front end (and rear end as well) who offered similar services :lol:

Tempest GameEx God (Top Rank)

Tempest

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  TSpeirs said:
I know ive not been around much, but hooking and hand jobs!?

OK, you got me.

Through August special offer - free hand job with every GameEx license.

I cant do better than that. What other front end gives you all these features and sexual release?

lol. :P

[brian email me about the number]

That's B.S.! First I got Screwed (figuratively) on the EmuMovies/GameEx promotion, and now I'm (figuratively) screwed again. So whatever it takes to get new customers, who cares about existing ones... Are you sure you aren't tied in with the American cell phone companies somehow? <_<

:P

Adultery GameEx God (Top Rank)

Adultery

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For the benefit of Tempest and any other american friends, that was british humor and a joke. I really dont pay for hookers.

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Well PAY for them... Haha! Never that! ;)

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