So Tom walks into a bar...

[Adultery]

So a Tom walks into a bar. The bartender says "hey Tom, did you know you have a steering wheel in your pants?" Tom says "yeah, it drives me nuts!" :-)

Carry on. Nothing to see here. :-)

[nullPointer]

Instructions for catching a polar bear:

• Using an ice auger and a pike drill a hole in the polar ice pack. The hole should eventually be ~5ft in diameter.
• Take a bag of frozen peas and line the edge of the hole with a single row of peas.
• When a polar bear comes to take a pea kick him directly in the ice hole.

[Adultery]

When my kids told me that one they filled the hole with ashes, and you then proceed to kick the polar bear into the ash hole when he goes to take a pea. :-)

[KRC]

So Tom walks into a Bar.................Ouch!

[Tom Speirs]

So Tom smoked a bar.....

Thank you, goodnight. You have been a wonderful audience.