Happy Birthday, Brian Hoffman! Wherever you are... another year older. One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel. One day closer to slipping the mortal coil, assuming room temperature, pushing up daisies, farting dust, meeting Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates (or checking into Hotel 666 with no check out - don't know you enough to know where your soul will finally reside). I hope that didn't depress you much. I hope you have a wonderful day.. wherever you are!