Ladies and Gentlemen (OK, Gentlemen), may I present....Ataroid! It's not some bizarre cross between a star system and a colonic condition, rather one between an Atari 2600 and an Odroid. Here's the skinny: Specs: CPU: 8 Cores @ 2GHz- Samsung Exynos5422 Cortex™-A15 2Ghz and Cortex™-A7 Octa core CPUs RAM: 2Gigs- 2Gbyte LPDDR3 RAM PoP stacked Onboard ROM: 32 GB eMMC5.0 HS400 Internal Flash Storage Stroage: 1TB USB3 Internal Storage Rear Ports: 2xUSB2, 1x